I wrote a bit about the inauguration yesterday on
my other blog but just to reiterate: yesterday was a very special day. I wasn't feeling very well and was in a terrible mood for no real reason, but still Obama's inauguration and the festivities that followed brightened my outlook. The first inaugural Neighborhood Ball - the first inaugural ball to be open to citizens and also the first to be fully broadcast on television - was surprisingly impressive. I didn't catch the entire thing but what I did catch was awesome.
'Jay-Z' and 'beautiful' never went together so well in a sentence as they do when describing his performance last night. He actually looked handsome in a fitted suit and black plastic glasses as he crooned to an insanely large and diverse crowd. Then Alicia Keys did her thang - who doesn't love her? Then this weird jumping dance troupe came on wearing these crazy kangaroo-ish pogo sticks, and acrobats fell from bouncing ropes in the ceiling. Hostess Vanessa Williams (whose
father was an eye donor) looked normal, and I realized at one point that these gigs must pay a fortune.
Then Shakira came on, and she sucked. Her dress was too tight and she sang off-key and her song wasn't good, and she tried to play the harmonica and sucked at that too. I didn't know who she was until I looked it up today, but my notes during the show read: who the f is chiquita? why is she famous?! Well I still don't know why, but I'm not a fan.
And then... Obama!!! He did a mini-interview and then... wait for it... he danced to Stevie Wonder!! Our new president danced to Stevie Wonder! Stevie - now he can play the harmonica. He sang "This whole world will be all about love again." In one of the night's best moments, the Obamas danced to Beyonce singing "At Last." Obama's first words to the ball's attendees were "How good does my wife look?" On ABC's special afterwards, Beyonce was interviewed and could not fight back the tears. "It's probably the most important day in my life. He makes me wanna be smarter, he makes me wanna be more involved. I'm embarassed but I'm so overwhelmed!"
Leo DiCaprio came out and introduced the Bidens for their dance. Joe Biden made a little speech and said "The reason I wanna keep talking is cause I can't dance...but I sure like holdin' her..." and he and his wife (who looked incredibly stunning) danced to a cover of Van Morrison's "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?"
Then Sting, looking oddly sexy in an old British drunken sailor way, came out and sang "Brand New Day" with Stevie Wonder on harmonica (while Shakira cried backstage).
I flipped to another channel during commercial and when I flipped back, they cut into Obama who was talking over "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" about the importance of America working together. Then, a group of aerialists took over the stage and did crazy things while the lights went all berserk and dub house music blasted. The audience was visibly confused as this continued into the closing credits, with some official-looking Inauguration 2009 White House seal filling up the screen... the dub house music continued in the background.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart was, as I anticipated, pretty funny. But I wonder where they'll get their jokes now. Clearly, they wonder too, as this was the main topic of the episode. Jon Stewart made fun of Elizabeth Alexander (Obama's inaugural poet) and even Maya Angelou (the last inaugural poet, for Clinton - Bush didn't have poetry at his inauguration), admitting "I'm not into poetry." He praised Rev. Lowery for his awesome "when brown can get around..." speech-closer and added some of his own: "When we rise above the minutia of fuschia." But at one point, Stewart and correspondent Jason Jones admitted sadly that they didn't know how they'd make fun of Obama. Correspondent Wyatt Cenac came on and apologized that he had nothing funny to report - that "The new president is
cool. He was dancing to Stevie Wonder 2 hours ago. I want to make fun of it, but I can't - he's too good. And I'm black!" aaand then he asked Jon Stewart for pot.
Probably the most awful yet most sadly articulate clip was with correspondent Samantha Bee, who tried to give Jon Stewart a report of all ten balls the Obamas had to visit last night...but Jon Stewart would not let her get a sentence out without making a sexual innuendo joke. "We're headed in a new direction" became "Did you say nude erection?" It was incredibly immature yet demonstrated a new point, something we're not used to: Without resorting to "balls" jokes, how are we going to make fun of Obama? The world may be headed in a more intelligent direction, but comedy may be going the other way.